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  • Quazihoto
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    Ok...have yall heard about the marine and the sailor washing their hands?

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  • Quazihoto
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    Just before I got on board the Forrestal they decided to port in New Orleans to have some R&R. We pulled in and several small craft decided it would be a great idea to stay closer than recommended. After we passed them and our displacement was gone most of them were sitting on the shore freaking out.

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  • WarriorSeven
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    Don't hold back on us, Ex Navy Man ... we're always in a mood for humor here, especially if it's drawn from real life!

  • Quazihoto
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    Ex Navy here , this is hilarious. Some day I'll tell you about our carrier pulling into New Orleans.

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  • Vedova
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    Have you heard about how the U.S. Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force responded to a Joint Chiefs order to "secure the building"?

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  • Tin Man
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    I have always loved that story.


  • Teebs
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    I want this to be true ... and I want audio to be available!

    ... ktb

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  • Arawn
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    Nice. I'd love to be a lighthouse keeper

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  • Wisp
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    This is for entertainment only...

    This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

    Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.​
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